A FEW (NOT SO) SAFE WORDS ABOUT THE CHAMBER
Why are we into S&M? It beats us! We believe that, when done right, kinky acts between two consenting adults can be a real bonding experience. And let's face it, someone was bound to open an S&M club in the Downtown Oroville area eventually. We're sure that there will be more than a few annoying nipclampers complaining about what we're doing, but to them we simply say to remember that if it's a pain in the ass, you're probably not doing it right. It was never our intention to rub you the wrong way.
ONE UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF NIPPLE CLAMPS & TICKLE FIGHTS:
Tickets for two: $899
Bring a friend deep into The Chamber. It's always nice to have someone lend a hand.
An all-inclusive experience you won't forget no matter how hard you try. Don't be a tourist.
Don't forget your Safe Word
Can you handle the dark, confusing pleasures of the chamber? It's more than intellectual commerce.
I'm still sore. If you do this, think long and hard before you decide to wear stilettos.
I had no idea how kinky I could get.
I've had my fun--now I have to figure out how to get a restraining order.
Cropping ain't just for photos.
- Lord Master Sparkly Dragon Pants
When you have to sign a waiver before you mingle, you know you're in for a good time.
I loved it.
- Mistress Bossy Pants
If you go, walk straight past the appetizers and head for the pummel horse.
Best flogging of my life!
TWO NIGHTS ONLY (FOR NOW)
More to come. Plus guided tours.
VIP KNOTTY ROOM
Tying it all together...Trussed up in clothesline!
PANDORA'S SOCIAL CIRCLE
Make some brand spanking new friends at the dome of doom--plus snacks!
"OH YES - OH NO"
Objectification & Dehumanizing for Beginners. It's time to drain that emotional dam.
TENDER, BRUISED GOODBYES
Handmaidens with massage oil send you home soothed. Never mind the lake on the floor.
LATEX & LEASHES
Our DJ likes latin pop and leash play.
NIKOLA & THE VIOLET WAND
Time for some high-voltage role playing.
Ready to experience the dark delights and leather hotpants of The Chamber?
This exclusive experience is only available to those ready to submit.
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This website and the Oroville Chamber Club are purely and entirely a fabricated parody and satirical work of comedy published by DarkOrofice for entertainment purposes only. This is not a real club or event. If you were excited, sorry to let you down--start your own club! If you are upset, take a deep breath and relax. The Oroville Chamber Club uses invented names in all its content, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. This website is not intended for people under 18 years of age. The content of this website (graphics, text and other elements) is © Copyright DarkOrofice 2019 and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the express written consent of the publisher.If you are aware of any copyright infringement or have any other queries, questions, or nipclamping complaints, please contact us as soon as possible at firstname.lastname@example.org so that we may investigate and, where necessary, take corrective action.